From 15859134a3fb59c14fda1d17f0d80aa1eee04be0 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Meh <peternigl16@gmail.com>
Date: Fri, 22 Sep 2023 17:33:17 +0200
Subject: [PATCH] Refactor splash screen quotes

Removed bad and weird quotes, added nice ones.
---
 Source/Editor/Windows/SplashScreen.cpp | 37 +++++++-------------------
 1 file changed, 10 insertions(+), 27 deletions(-)

diff --git a/Source/Editor/Windows/SplashScreen.cpp b/Source/Editor/Windows/SplashScreen.cpp
index 7cf7a7f78..c682210cf 100644
--- a/Source/Editor/Windows/SplashScreen.cpp
+++ b/Source/Editor/Windows/SplashScreen.cpp
@@ -18,34 +18,30 @@ const Char* SplashScreenQuotes[] =
     TEXT("Loading"),
     TEXT("Unloading"),
     TEXT("Reloading"),
-    TEXT("Reloading gun"),
+    TEXT("Downloading more RAM"),
     TEXT("Consuming your RAM"),
     TEXT("Burning your CPU"),
-    TEXT("#BetterThanUnity"),
     TEXT("Rendering buttons"),
     TEXT("Collecting crash data"),
-    TEXT("Downloading porn"),
 #if PLATFORM_WINDOWS
-    TEXT("Removing 'C:\\Windows\\'"),
+    TEXT("We're getting everything ready for you."),
 #elif PLATFORM_LINUX
-    TEXT("Time to switch to Windows?"),
-    TEXT("Installing Windows 10"),
+    TEXT("don't compare Macbooks to oranges."),
+    TEXT("trying to exit vim"),
+    TEXT("sudo flax --loadproject"),
 #elif PLATFORM_MAC
-    TEXT("Hacking your iPhone"),
+    TEXT("don't compare Macbooks to oranges."),
     TEXT("Why does macbook heat up?\nBecause it doesn't have windows"),
 #endif
-    TEXT("Kappa!"),
     TEXT("How you doin'?"),
     TEXT("Why so serious?"),
     TEXT("Bond. James Bond."),
     TEXT("To infinity and beyond!"),
     TEXT("Houston, we have a problem"),
-    TEXT("NotImplementedEngineException"),
     TEXT("Made in Poland"),
     TEXT("We like you"),
     TEXT("Compiling the compiler"),
     TEXT("Flax it up!"),
-    TEXT("Fun fact: Fortnite runs on Flax"),
     TEXT("Toss a coin to your Witcher!!!"),
     TEXT("Holy Moly!"),
     TEXT("Just Read the Instructions"),
@@ -60,7 +56,6 @@ const Char* SplashScreenQuotes[] =
     TEXT("They see me loadin'"),
     TEXT("Loadin' loadin' and loadin' loadin'"),
     TEXT("Procedurally generating buttons"),
-    TEXT("Out of Memory Exception!"),
     TEXT("Running Big Bang simulation"),
     TEXT("Calculating infinity"),
     TEXT("Dividing infinity by zero"),
@@ -70,10 +65,7 @@ const Char* SplashScreenQuotes[] =
     TEXT("Whatever you do, do it well.\n~Walt Disney"),
     TEXT("Here's Johnny!"),
     TEXT("Did you see that? No... I don't think so"),
-    TEXT("Collecting unreal power"),
     TEXT("Stay safe, friend"),
-    TEXT("trolololololololololololo"),
-    TEXT("xD"),
     TEXT("Come to the dark side"),
     TEXT("Flax Facts: This is a loading screen"),
     TEXT("Don't Stop Me Now"),
@@ -87,7 +79,6 @@ const Char* SplashScreenQuotes[] =
     TEXT("A martini. Shaken, not stirred"),
     TEXT("Hasta la vista, baby"),
     TEXT("Winter is coming"),
-    TEXT("You know nothing, Jon Snow"),
     TEXT("Create something awesome!"),
     TEXT("Well Polished Engine"),
     TEXT("Error 404: Joke Not Found"),
@@ -96,45 +87,37 @@ const Char* SplashScreenQuotes[] =
     TEXT("Loading Simulation"),
     TEXT("Get ready for a surprise!"),
     TEXT("Coffee is my fuel"),
-    TEXT("Installing a free copy of Cyberpunk 2077"),
     TEXT("With great power comes great electricity bill"),
     TEXT("Flax was made in the same city as Witcher 3"),
     TEXT("So JavaScript is a scripting version of Java"),
     TEXT("Good things take time.\n~Someone"),
-    TEXT("Get shit done"),
     TEXT("Hold Tight! Loading Flax"),
     TEXT("That's one small step for a man,\none giant leap for mankind"),
     TEXT("Remember to save your work frequently"),
     TEXT("In case of fire:\ngit commit, git push, leave building"),
     TEXT("Keep calm and make games"),
     TEXT("You're breathtaking!!!"),
-    TEXT("Do regular dogs see police dogs & think,\nOh no it's a cop?"),
-    TEXT("Dear Santa,\nDefine naughty."),
     TEXT("Blah, blah"),
     TEXT("My PRECIOUS!!!!"),
     TEXT("YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"),
     TEXT("You have my bow.\nAnd my axe!"),
     TEXT("To the bridge of Khazad-dum."),
-    TEXT("One ring to rule them all.\nOne ring to find them."),
-    TEXT("Ladies and gentelman, we got him"),
-    TEXT("Cyberpunk of game engines"),
-    TEXT("That's what she said"),
     TEXT("Compiling Shaders (93,788)"),
     TEXT("Hello There"),
     TEXT("BAGUETTE"),
-    TEXT("All we had to do was follow the damn train, CJ"),
     TEXT("Here we go again"),
     TEXT("@everyone"),
     TEXT("Potato"),
     TEXT("Python is a programming snek"),
     TEXT("Flax will start when pigs will fly"),
-    TEXT("I'm the android sent by CyberLife"),
-    TEXT("Fancy-ass ray tracing, rtx on, lighting"),
     TEXT("ZOINKS"),
     TEXT("Scooby dooby doo"),
     TEXT("You shall not load!"),
     TEXT("The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire!"),
-    TEXT("I've seen better documentation...\nFrom ransomware gangs!"),
+    TEXT("Slava Ukraini!"),
+    TEXT("RTX off... for now!"),
+    TEXT("Increasing Fiber count"),
+    TEXT("Now this is podracing!"),
     TEXT("Slava Ukraini!"),
 };