Refactor splash screen quotes

Removed bad and weird quotes, added nice ones.
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Meh
2023-09-22 17:33:17 +02:00
parent faeb21a77a
commit 15859134a3

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@@ -18,34 +18,30 @@ const Char* SplashScreenQuotes[] =
TEXT("Loading"), TEXT("Loading"),
TEXT("Unloading"), TEXT("Unloading"),
TEXT("Reloading"), TEXT("Reloading"),
TEXT("Reloading gun"), TEXT("Downloading more RAM"),
TEXT("Consuming your RAM"), TEXT("Consuming your RAM"),
TEXT("Burning your CPU"), TEXT("Burning your CPU"),
TEXT("#BetterThanUnity"),
TEXT("Rendering buttons"), TEXT("Rendering buttons"),
TEXT("Collecting crash data"), TEXT("Collecting crash data"),
TEXT("Downloading porn"),
#if PLATFORM_WINDOWS #if PLATFORM_WINDOWS
TEXT("Removing 'C:\\Windows\\'"), TEXT("We're getting everything ready for you."),
#elif PLATFORM_LINUX #elif PLATFORM_LINUX
TEXT("Time to switch to Windows?"), TEXT("don't compare Macbooks to oranges."),
TEXT("Installing Windows 10"), TEXT("trying to exit vim"),
TEXT("sudo flax --loadproject"),
#elif PLATFORM_MAC #elif PLATFORM_MAC
TEXT("Hacking your iPhone"), TEXT("don't compare Macbooks to oranges."),
TEXT("Why does macbook heat up?\nBecause it doesn't have windows"), TEXT("Why does macbook heat up?\nBecause it doesn't have windows"),
#endif #endif
TEXT("Kappa!"),
TEXT("How you doin'?"), TEXT("How you doin'?"),
TEXT("Why so serious?"), TEXT("Why so serious?"),
TEXT("Bond. James Bond."), TEXT("Bond. James Bond."),
TEXT("To infinity and beyond!"), TEXT("To infinity and beyond!"),
TEXT("Houston, we have a problem"), TEXT("Houston, we have a problem"),
TEXT("NotImplementedEngineException"),
TEXT("Made in Poland"), TEXT("Made in Poland"),
TEXT("We like you"), TEXT("We like you"),
TEXT("Compiling the compiler"), TEXT("Compiling the compiler"),
TEXT("Flax it up!"), TEXT("Flax it up!"),
TEXT("Fun fact: Fortnite runs on Flax"),
TEXT("Toss a coin to your Witcher!!!"), TEXT("Toss a coin to your Witcher!!!"),
TEXT("Holy Moly!"), TEXT("Holy Moly!"),
TEXT("Just Read the Instructions"), TEXT("Just Read the Instructions"),
@@ -60,7 +56,6 @@ const Char* SplashScreenQuotes[] =
TEXT("They see me loadin'"), TEXT("They see me loadin'"),
TEXT("Loadin' loadin' and loadin' loadin'"), TEXT("Loadin' loadin' and loadin' loadin'"),
TEXT("Procedurally generating buttons"), TEXT("Procedurally generating buttons"),
TEXT("Out of Memory Exception!"),
TEXT("Running Big Bang simulation"), TEXT("Running Big Bang simulation"),
TEXT("Calculating infinity"), TEXT("Calculating infinity"),
TEXT("Dividing infinity by zero"), TEXT("Dividing infinity by zero"),
@@ -70,10 +65,7 @@ const Char* SplashScreenQuotes[] =
TEXT("Whatever you do, do it well.\n~Walt Disney"), TEXT("Whatever you do, do it well.\n~Walt Disney"),
TEXT("Here's Johnny!"), TEXT("Here's Johnny!"),
TEXT("Did you see that? No... I don't think so"), TEXT("Did you see that? No... I don't think so"),
TEXT("Collecting unreal power"),
TEXT("Stay safe, friend"), TEXT("Stay safe, friend"),
TEXT("trolololololololololololo"),
TEXT("xD"),
TEXT("Come to the dark side"), TEXT("Come to the dark side"),
TEXT("Flax Facts: This is a loading screen"), TEXT("Flax Facts: This is a loading screen"),
TEXT("Don't Stop Me Now"), TEXT("Don't Stop Me Now"),
@@ -87,7 +79,6 @@ const Char* SplashScreenQuotes[] =
TEXT("A martini. Shaken, not stirred"), TEXT("A martini. Shaken, not stirred"),
TEXT("Hasta la vista, baby"), TEXT("Hasta la vista, baby"),
TEXT("Winter is coming"), TEXT("Winter is coming"),
TEXT("You know nothing, Jon Snow"),
TEXT("Create something awesome!"), TEXT("Create something awesome!"),
TEXT("Well Polished Engine"), TEXT("Well Polished Engine"),
TEXT("Error 404: Joke Not Found"), TEXT("Error 404: Joke Not Found"),
@@ -96,45 +87,37 @@ const Char* SplashScreenQuotes[] =
TEXT("Loading Simulation"), TEXT("Loading Simulation"),
TEXT("Get ready for a surprise!"), TEXT("Get ready for a surprise!"),
TEXT("Coffee is my fuel"), TEXT("Coffee is my fuel"),
TEXT("Installing a free copy of Cyberpunk 2077"),
TEXT("With great power comes great electricity bill"), TEXT("With great power comes great electricity bill"),
TEXT("Flax was made in the same city as Witcher 3"), TEXT("Flax was made in the same city as Witcher 3"),
TEXT("So JavaScript is a scripting version of Java"), TEXT("So JavaScript is a scripting version of Java"),
TEXT("Good things take time.\n~Someone"), TEXT("Good things take time.\n~Someone"),
TEXT("Get shit done"),
TEXT("Hold Tight! Loading Flax"), TEXT("Hold Tight! Loading Flax"),
TEXT("That's one small step for a man,\none giant leap for mankind"), TEXT("That's one small step for a man,\none giant leap for mankind"),
TEXT("Remember to save your work frequently"), TEXT("Remember to save your work frequently"),
TEXT("In case of fire:\ngit commit, git push, leave building"), TEXT("In case of fire:\ngit commit, git push, leave building"),
TEXT("Keep calm and make games"), TEXT("Keep calm and make games"),
TEXT("You're breathtaking!!!"), TEXT("You're breathtaking!!!"),
TEXT("Do regular dogs see police dogs & think,\nOh no it's a cop?"),
TEXT("Dear Santa,\nDefine naughty."),
TEXT("Blah, blah"), TEXT("Blah, blah"),
TEXT("My PRECIOUS!!!!"), TEXT("My PRECIOUS!!!!"),
TEXT("YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"), TEXT("YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"),
TEXT("You have my bow.\nAnd my axe!"), TEXT("You have my bow.\nAnd my axe!"),
TEXT("To the bridge of Khazad-dum."), TEXT("To the bridge of Khazad-dum."),
TEXT("One ring to rule them all.\nOne ring to find them."),
TEXT("Ladies and gentelman, we got him"),
TEXT("Cyberpunk of game engines"),
TEXT("That's what she said"),
TEXT("Compiling Shaders (93,788)"), TEXT("Compiling Shaders (93,788)"),
TEXT("Hello There"), TEXT("Hello There"),
TEXT("BAGUETTE"), TEXT("BAGUETTE"),
TEXT("All we had to do was follow the damn train, CJ"),
TEXT("Here we go again"), TEXT("Here we go again"),
TEXT("@everyone"), TEXT("@everyone"),
TEXT("Potato"), TEXT("Potato"),
TEXT("Python is a programming snek"), TEXT("Python is a programming snek"),
TEXT("Flax will start when pigs will fly"), TEXT("Flax will start when pigs will fly"),
TEXT("I'm the android sent by CyberLife"),
TEXT("Fancy-ass ray tracing, rtx on, lighting"),
TEXT("ZOINKS"), TEXT("ZOINKS"),
TEXT("Scooby dooby doo"), TEXT("Scooby dooby doo"),
TEXT("You shall not load!"), TEXT("You shall not load!"),
TEXT("The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire!"), TEXT("The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire!"),
TEXT("I've seen better documentation...\nFrom ransomware gangs!"), TEXT("Slava Ukraini!"),
TEXT("RTX off... for now!"),
TEXT("Increasing Fiber count"),
TEXT("Now this is podracing!"),
TEXT("Slava Ukraini!"), TEXT("Slava Ukraini!"),
}; };