From 15859134a3fb59c14fda1d17f0d80aa1eee04be0 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Meh Date: Fri, 22 Sep 2023 17:33:17 +0200 Subject: [PATCH 1/6] Refactor splash screen quotes Removed bad and weird quotes, added nice ones. --- Source/Editor/Windows/SplashScreen.cpp | 37 +++++++------------------- 1 file changed, 10 insertions(+), 27 deletions(-) diff --git a/Source/Editor/Windows/SplashScreen.cpp b/Source/Editor/Windows/SplashScreen.cpp index 7cf7a7f78..c682210cf 100644 --- a/Source/Editor/Windows/SplashScreen.cpp +++ b/Source/Editor/Windows/SplashScreen.cpp @@ -18,34 +18,30 @@ const Char* SplashScreenQuotes[] = TEXT("Loading"), TEXT("Unloading"), TEXT("Reloading"), - TEXT("Reloading gun"), + TEXT("Downloading more RAM"), TEXT("Consuming your RAM"), TEXT("Burning your CPU"), - TEXT("#BetterThanUnity"), TEXT("Rendering buttons"), TEXT("Collecting crash data"), - TEXT("Downloading porn"), #if PLATFORM_WINDOWS - TEXT("Removing 'C:\\Windows\\'"), + TEXT("We're getting everything ready for you."), #elif PLATFORM_LINUX - TEXT("Time to switch to Windows?"), - TEXT("Installing Windows 10"), + TEXT("don't compare Macbooks to oranges."), + TEXT("trying to exit vim"), + TEXT("sudo flax --loadproject"), #elif PLATFORM_MAC - TEXT("Hacking your iPhone"), + TEXT("don't compare Macbooks to oranges."), TEXT("Why does macbook heat up?\nBecause it doesn't have windows"), #endif - TEXT("Kappa!"), TEXT("How you doin'?"), TEXT("Why so serious?"), TEXT("Bond. James Bond."), TEXT("To infinity and beyond!"), TEXT("Houston, we have a problem"), - TEXT("NotImplementedEngineException"), TEXT("Made in Poland"), TEXT("We like you"), TEXT("Compiling the compiler"), TEXT("Flax it up!"), - TEXT("Fun fact: Fortnite runs on Flax"), TEXT("Toss a coin to your Witcher!!!"), TEXT("Holy Moly!"), TEXT("Just Read the Instructions"), @@ -60,7 +56,6 @@ const Char* SplashScreenQuotes[] = TEXT("They see me loadin'"), TEXT("Loadin' loadin' and loadin' loadin'"), TEXT("Procedurally generating buttons"), - TEXT("Out of Memory Exception!"), TEXT("Running Big Bang simulation"), TEXT("Calculating infinity"), TEXT("Dividing infinity by zero"), @@ -70,10 +65,7 @@ const Char* SplashScreenQuotes[] = TEXT("Whatever you do, do it well.\n~Walt Disney"), TEXT("Here's Johnny!"), TEXT("Did you see that? No... I don't think so"), - TEXT("Collecting unreal power"), TEXT("Stay safe, friend"), - TEXT("trolololololololololololo"), - TEXT("xD"), TEXT("Come to the dark side"), TEXT("Flax Facts: This is a loading screen"), TEXT("Don't Stop Me Now"), @@ -87,7 +79,6 @@ const Char* SplashScreenQuotes[] = TEXT("A martini. Shaken, not stirred"), TEXT("Hasta la vista, baby"), TEXT("Winter is coming"), - TEXT("You know nothing, Jon Snow"), TEXT("Create something awesome!"), TEXT("Well Polished Engine"), TEXT("Error 404: Joke Not Found"), @@ -96,45 +87,37 @@ const Char* SplashScreenQuotes[] = TEXT("Loading Simulation"), TEXT("Get ready for a surprise!"), TEXT("Coffee is my fuel"), - TEXT("Installing a free copy of Cyberpunk 2077"), TEXT("With great power comes great electricity bill"), TEXT("Flax was made in the same city as Witcher 3"), TEXT("So JavaScript is a scripting version of Java"), TEXT("Good things take time.\n~Someone"), - TEXT("Get shit done"), TEXT("Hold Tight! Loading Flax"), TEXT("That's one small step for a man,\none giant leap for mankind"), TEXT("Remember to save your work frequently"), TEXT("In case of fire:\ngit commit, git push, leave building"), TEXT("Keep calm and make games"), TEXT("You're breathtaking!!!"), - TEXT("Do regular dogs see police dogs & think,\nOh no it's a cop?"), - TEXT("Dear Santa,\nDefine naughty."), TEXT("Blah, blah"), TEXT("My PRECIOUS!!!!"), TEXT("YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"), TEXT("You have my bow.\nAnd my axe!"), TEXT("To the bridge of Khazad-dum."), - TEXT("One ring to rule them all.\nOne ring to find them."), - TEXT("Ladies and gentelman, we got him"), - TEXT("Cyberpunk of game engines"), - TEXT("That's what she said"), TEXT("Compiling Shaders (93,788)"), TEXT("Hello There"), TEXT("BAGUETTE"), - TEXT("All we had to do was follow the damn train, CJ"), TEXT("Here we go again"), TEXT("@everyone"), TEXT("Potato"), TEXT("Python is a programming snek"), TEXT("Flax will start when pigs will fly"), - TEXT("I'm the android sent by CyberLife"), - TEXT("Fancy-ass ray tracing, rtx on, lighting"), TEXT("ZOINKS"), TEXT("Scooby dooby doo"), TEXT("You shall not load!"), TEXT("The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire!"), - TEXT("I've seen better documentation...\nFrom ransomware gangs!"), + TEXT("Slava Ukraini!"), + TEXT("RTX off... for now!"), + TEXT("Increasing Fiber count"), + TEXT("Now this is podracing!"), TEXT("Slava Ukraini!"), }; From b82436cf4e6f9dd3b9c3abd08c9db0890eb3bd51 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Meh Date: Fri, 22 Sep 2023 17:57:19 +0200 Subject: [PATCH 2/6] Refactor splash screen quotes removed bad ones and added more nice quotes. --- Source/Editor/Windows/SplashScreen.cpp | 16 ++++++++++------ 1 file changed, 10 insertions(+), 6 deletions(-) diff --git a/Source/Editor/Windows/SplashScreen.cpp b/Source/Editor/Windows/SplashScreen.cpp index c682210cf..f26e45e81 100644 --- a/Source/Editor/Windows/SplashScreen.cpp +++ b/Source/Editor/Windows/SplashScreen.cpp @@ -26,12 +26,13 @@ const Char* SplashScreenQuotes[] = #if PLATFORM_WINDOWS TEXT("We're getting everything ready for you."), #elif PLATFORM_LINUX - TEXT("don't compare Macbooks to oranges."), - TEXT("trying to exit vim"), - TEXT("sudo flax --loadproject"), + TEXT("Don't compare Macbooks to oranges."), + TEXT("Trying to exit vim"), + TEXT("Sudo flax --loadproject"), #elif PLATFORM_MAC TEXT("don't compare Macbooks to oranges."), TEXT("Why does macbook heat up?\nBecause it doesn't have windows"), + TEXT("Starting Direc... um, Vulkan renderer."), #endif TEXT("How you doin'?"), TEXT("Why so serious?"), @@ -73,7 +74,6 @@ const Char* SplashScreenQuotes[] = TEXT("Made with Flax"), TEXT("This is the way"), TEXT("The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog"), - TEXT("Hit The Road Jack"), TEXT("You have 7 lives left"), TEXT("May the Force be with you"), TEXT("A martini. Shaken, not stirred"), @@ -84,7 +84,7 @@ const Char* SplashScreenQuotes[] = TEXT("Error 404: Joke Not Found"), TEXT("Rushing B"), TEXT("Putting pineapple on pizza"), - TEXT("Loading Simulation"), + TEXT("Entering the Matrix"), TEXT("Get ready for a surprise!"), TEXT("Coffee is my fuel"), TEXT("With great power comes great electricity bill"), @@ -102,7 +102,8 @@ const Char* SplashScreenQuotes[] = TEXT("YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"), TEXT("You have my bow.\nAnd my axe!"), TEXT("To the bridge of Khazad-dum."), - TEXT("Compiling Shaders (93,788)"), + TEXT("That's what she said"), + TEXT("We could be compiling shaders here"), TEXT("Hello There"), TEXT("BAGUETTE"), TEXT("Here we go again"), @@ -119,6 +120,9 @@ const Char* SplashScreenQuotes[] = TEXT("Increasing Fiber count"), TEXT("Now this is podracing!"), TEXT("Slava Ukraini!"), + TEXT("Weird flax, but ok"), + TEXT("Reticulating Splines"), + TEXT("Discombobulating"), }; SplashScreen::~SplashScreen() From 7b051ce827bf1169625c683685158c4c2c300dde Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Meh Date: Fri, 22 Sep 2023 18:07:42 +0200 Subject: [PATCH 3/6] Update SplashScreen.cpp --- Source/Editor/Windows/SplashScreen.cpp | 1 - 1 file changed, 1 deletion(-) diff --git a/Source/Editor/Windows/SplashScreen.cpp b/Source/Editor/Windows/SplashScreen.cpp index f26e45e81..e986257f6 100644 --- a/Source/Editor/Windows/SplashScreen.cpp +++ b/Source/Editor/Windows/SplashScreen.cpp @@ -119,7 +119,6 @@ const Char* SplashScreenQuotes[] = TEXT("RTX off... for now!"), TEXT("Increasing Fiber count"), TEXT("Now this is podracing!"), - TEXT("Slava Ukraini!"), TEXT("Weird flax, but ok"), TEXT("Reticulating Splines"), TEXT("Discombobulating"), From 45231a8b04ec1eadca008122261e290c63de8a8a Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Meh Date: Fri, 22 Sep 2023 18:13:31 +0200 Subject: [PATCH 4/6] Update SplashScreen.cpp --- Source/Editor/Windows/SplashScreen.cpp | 1 - 1 file changed, 1 deletion(-) diff --git a/Source/Editor/Windows/SplashScreen.cpp b/Source/Editor/Windows/SplashScreen.cpp index e986257f6..a2d180a63 100644 --- a/Source/Editor/Windows/SplashScreen.cpp +++ b/Source/Editor/Windows/SplashScreen.cpp @@ -26,7 +26,6 @@ const Char* SplashScreenQuotes[] = #if PLATFORM_WINDOWS TEXT("We're getting everything ready for you."), #elif PLATFORM_LINUX - TEXT("Don't compare Macbooks to oranges."), TEXT("Trying to exit vim"), TEXT("Sudo flax --loadproject"), #elif PLATFORM_MAC From 25708e2875377a743936404c2428a3d767191704 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Meh Date: Fri, 22 Sep 2023 19:01:37 +0200 Subject: [PATCH 5/6] add more quotes --- Source/Editor/Windows/SplashScreen.cpp | 5 +++++ 1 file changed, 5 insertions(+) diff --git a/Source/Editor/Windows/SplashScreen.cpp b/Source/Editor/Windows/SplashScreen.cpp index a2d180a63..a2e299347 100644 --- a/Source/Editor/Windows/SplashScreen.cpp +++ b/Source/Editor/Windows/SplashScreen.cpp @@ -26,6 +26,7 @@ const Char* SplashScreenQuotes[] = #if PLATFORM_WINDOWS TEXT("We're getting everything ready for you."), #elif PLATFORM_LINUX + TEXT("Try it on a Raspberry"), TEXT("Trying to exit vim"), TEXT("Sudo flax --loadproject"), #elif PLATFORM_MAC @@ -101,6 +102,7 @@ const Char* SplashScreenQuotes[] = TEXT("YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"), TEXT("You have my bow.\nAnd my axe!"), TEXT("To the bridge of Khazad-dum."), + TEXT("One ring to rule them all.\nOne ring to find them."), TEXT("That's what she said"), TEXT("We could be compiling shaders here"), TEXT("Hello There"), @@ -121,6 +123,9 @@ const Char* SplashScreenQuotes[] = TEXT("Weird flax, but ok"), TEXT("Reticulating Splines"), TEXT("Discombobulating"), + TEXT("Who is signing all these integers?!"), + TEXT("Flax fact: Flax was called Celelej once."), + TEXT("Changing text overflow setti-"), }; SplashScreen::~SplashScreen() From d11e3b5bd4d4c2678c6c02e362cd6c6d238c6aa5 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Meh Date: Fri, 22 Sep 2023 19:25:16 +0200 Subject: [PATCH 6/6] Update SplashScreen.cpp --- Source/Editor/Windows/SplashScreen.cpp | 1 + 1 file changed, 1 insertion(+) diff --git a/Source/Editor/Windows/SplashScreen.cpp b/Source/Editor/Windows/SplashScreen.cpp index a2e299347..d2371a540 100644 --- a/Source/Editor/Windows/SplashScreen.cpp +++ b/Source/Editor/Windows/SplashScreen.cpp @@ -34,6 +34,7 @@ const Char* SplashScreenQuotes[] = TEXT("Why does macbook heat up?\nBecause it doesn't have windows"), TEXT("Starting Direc... um, Vulkan renderer."), #endif + TEXT("Kappa!"), TEXT("How you doin'?"), TEXT("Why so serious?"), TEXT("Bond. James Bond."),