Refactor splash screen quotes
Removed bad and weird quotes, added nice ones.
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@@ -18,34 +18,30 @@ const Char* SplashScreenQuotes[] =
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TEXT("Loading"),
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TEXT("Unloading"),
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TEXT("Reloading"),
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TEXT("Reloading gun"),
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TEXT("Downloading more RAM"),
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TEXT("Consuming your RAM"),
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TEXT("Burning your CPU"),
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TEXT("#BetterThanUnity"),
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TEXT("Rendering buttons"),
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TEXT("Collecting crash data"),
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TEXT("Downloading porn"),
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#if PLATFORM_WINDOWS
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TEXT("Removing 'C:\\Windows\\'"),
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TEXT("We're getting everything ready for you."),
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#elif PLATFORM_LINUX
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TEXT("Time to switch to Windows?"),
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TEXT("Installing Windows 10"),
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TEXT("don't compare Macbooks to oranges."),
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TEXT("trying to exit vim"),
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TEXT("sudo flax --loadproject"),
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#elif PLATFORM_MAC
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TEXT("Hacking your iPhone"),
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TEXT("don't compare Macbooks to oranges."),
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TEXT("Why does macbook heat up?\nBecause it doesn't have windows"),
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#endif
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TEXT("Kappa!"),
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TEXT("How you doin'?"),
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TEXT("Why so serious?"),
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TEXT("Bond. James Bond."),
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TEXT("To infinity and beyond!"),
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TEXT("Houston, we have a problem"),
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TEXT("NotImplementedEngineException"),
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TEXT("Made in Poland"),
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TEXT("We like you"),
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TEXT("Compiling the compiler"),
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TEXT("Flax it up!"),
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TEXT("Fun fact: Fortnite runs on Flax"),
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TEXT("Toss a coin to your Witcher!!!"),
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TEXT("Holy Moly!"),
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TEXT("Just Read the Instructions"),
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@@ -60,7 +56,6 @@ const Char* SplashScreenQuotes[] =
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TEXT("They see me loadin'"),
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TEXT("Loadin' loadin' and loadin' loadin'"),
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TEXT("Procedurally generating buttons"),
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TEXT("Out of Memory Exception!"),
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TEXT("Running Big Bang simulation"),
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TEXT("Calculating infinity"),
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TEXT("Dividing infinity by zero"),
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@@ -70,10 +65,7 @@ const Char* SplashScreenQuotes[] =
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TEXT("Whatever you do, do it well.\n~Walt Disney"),
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TEXT("Here's Johnny!"),
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TEXT("Did you see that? No... I don't think so"),
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TEXT("Collecting unreal power"),
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TEXT("Stay safe, friend"),
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TEXT("trolololololololololololo"),
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TEXT("xD"),
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TEXT("Come to the dark side"),
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TEXT("Flax Facts: This is a loading screen"),
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TEXT("Don't Stop Me Now"),
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@@ -87,7 +79,6 @@ const Char* SplashScreenQuotes[] =
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TEXT("A martini. Shaken, not stirred"),
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TEXT("Hasta la vista, baby"),
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TEXT("Winter is coming"),
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TEXT("You know nothing, Jon Snow"),
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TEXT("Create something awesome!"),
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TEXT("Well Polished Engine"),
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TEXT("Error 404: Joke Not Found"),
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@@ -96,45 +87,37 @@ const Char* SplashScreenQuotes[] =
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TEXT("Loading Simulation"),
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TEXT("Get ready for a surprise!"),
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TEXT("Coffee is my fuel"),
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TEXT("Installing a free copy of Cyberpunk 2077"),
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TEXT("With great power comes great electricity bill"),
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TEXT("Flax was made in the same city as Witcher 3"),
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TEXT("So JavaScript is a scripting version of Java"),
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TEXT("Good things take time.\n~Someone"),
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TEXT("Get shit done"),
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TEXT("Hold Tight! Loading Flax"),
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TEXT("That's one small step for a man,\none giant leap for mankind"),
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TEXT("Remember to save your work frequently"),
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TEXT("In case of fire:\ngit commit, git push, leave building"),
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TEXT("Keep calm and make games"),
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TEXT("You're breathtaking!!!"),
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TEXT("Do regular dogs see police dogs & think,\nOh no it's a cop?"),
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TEXT("Dear Santa,\nDefine naughty."),
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TEXT("Blah, blah"),
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TEXT("My PRECIOUS!!!!"),
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TEXT("YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"),
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TEXT("You have my bow.\nAnd my axe!"),
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TEXT("To the bridge of Khazad-dum."),
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TEXT("One ring to rule them all.\nOne ring to find them."),
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TEXT("Ladies and gentelman, we got him"),
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TEXT("Cyberpunk of game engines"),
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TEXT("That's what she said"),
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TEXT("Compiling Shaders (93,788)"),
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TEXT("Hello There"),
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TEXT("BAGUETTE"),
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TEXT("All we had to do was follow the damn train, CJ"),
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TEXT("Here we go again"),
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TEXT("@everyone"),
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TEXT("Potato"),
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TEXT("Python is a programming snek"),
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TEXT("Flax will start when pigs will fly"),
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TEXT("I'm the android sent by CyberLife"),
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TEXT("Fancy-ass ray tracing, rtx on, lighting"),
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TEXT("ZOINKS"),
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TEXT("Scooby dooby doo"),
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TEXT("You shall not load!"),
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TEXT("The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire!"),
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TEXT("I've seen better documentation...\nFrom ransomware gangs!"),
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TEXT("Slava Ukraini!"),
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TEXT("RTX off... for now!"),
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TEXT("Increasing Fiber count"),
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TEXT("Now this is podracing!"),
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TEXT("Slava Ukraini!"),
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};
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